Have you ever noticed that girls can get away with anything it seems that if boys do just one little thing WHAM they’re in trouble. But girls can get away with murder. Last summer at camp for example there was a big food fight okay maybe the boys started it but the girls were throwing chocolate pudding and dinner rolls just like everybody else. But guess who got in trouble when we were dragged into the camp office Mrs. Jenkins the camp director demanded an explanation. We were all too scared to even talk finally our counselor Phil said.

     "I guess boys will be boys".

     But Mrs. Jenkins replied.

     "Boys should be gentlemen"

     . That night she made us sweep and mop the whole dining hall and even wash the windows as we worked and sweated until midnight. We vowed to get revenge on the girls for sticking us with the punishment our chance came that very next day.

     The sun was shinning, it seemed like it was there was going to be no rain. But it will rain on the girls a rain of pranks. We gathered all the boys of the camp. 

     "What are we going to do Nick?"said Mike.

     "Don't worry I have a plan wahhhahhaawhaaa!" Said Myself with a very fiendish laugh. 

     "First we are going to have to tie the consular's up with duct tape and rope. Second we put them in the walk-in freezer in the mess hall. Then the pranking begins. Agreed.

     "Agreed" said all the boys.

     We started gathering all the things we needed to bind every adult at camp, and things to prank the girls. Once we were finished we needed to wait for our consular to come in and Wham! We hit him with a shovel tie him up then put him in the freezer. We are going to do to every adult at the camp.

When Mr. Phil walked in the door wham we hit him with the shovel and he was unconscious. Then we started whacking all the other teachers until everyone was knocked out and in the freezer. We called the lunch ladies with the Mrs. Jenkins phone and gave them the summer off. They left no question. 

     "Now it is time to prank the girls hardcore!I roared.

     "Yeah!" screamed the other boys.

     "You got the stink bomb ready Michael?"I asked.

     "Yeah,"replied Michael.

     "You know what to do."I said with a devilish grin.

     Michael ran to the girls cabin opened the door and throw the home made stink bomb. All the girls were saying thing like.

     "What is that smell, I think I am going to pass out, and I can taste it.

     It was hilarious. For the boys not the girls. Then Ryan and I got two water guns of hot sauce and lemon juice and started drenching the girls with the mixture. Again, really funny. This was the most funny part we gave the a huge bouquet of flowers with a wasp nest in it. The realized that there was a wasp nest in there after we closed the door locked and Bianca smelled only to be stung by a wasp dropped the bouquet of flowers and all the wasps started stinging them. We did many other pranks to them like throwing a milkshake in thier cabin, throwing a dry ice bomb , and scaring the pee out of them. When Chase came in there with a bloody(fake blood) hokey mask and a chain saw from the gardining house. 

     "You boys are forever banned from this camp, no excuses, and I will have your parents go to a juvenile correction center!" Said Mr. Phil hanging us by the collar shivering and obessily angry.

     "I guess boys will be boys" Brian managed to crock a sound from the fact that he was being choked from his own collar.

     "Not this time" said Mr.Phil finally letting us go.

     "It is all my fault if anybody is going to be punished it should be me, no one else, I take full blam. I said

     You can prabably guess the rest. Mr.Phil was fine with that. I got two years of grounding, one more year to go, and I had to go to a correction center after school for eight months. But in the end it was all worth the price. Some of the girls are still trying to get the stench off there favorite clothes. That was when the boys got even.

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